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Over, over, overrated


This is a top 5 list of the most overrated celebrities out there, including movie stars, reality stars and singers. They were individually handpicked by me, and will hopefully entertain you this Friday nigh.

5. Megan Fox. Even the Transformers can’t transform that!

4. Snooki. Before or after the POOF, who cares? This reality TV celebrity isn’t only associated with the duck phone and orange skin now, but with the entire State of NJ :/

 And think about it, this girl almost died of anorexia, was she worried her boobs shrunk one size?

3. Kim Kardashian. I am pretty sure that by now the entire state of Minnesota hates her. And the Midori ads are all down!

2. Taylor Swift. The perfume, the Covergirl ads, the whole Romeo and Juliet reenactment. She should hook up with Mr.Bieber, they would make a perfect couple.

Surprisingly enough, her POOF is sometimes bigger than Snooki’s! What’s up with that? I know that for a lot of you she is a real role model, some perfect person, you can’t get enough of. But one can’t keep up the “perfect” profile forever!

1. Kristen Stewart. I am pretty sure I am going to get slaughtered by you, for putting the Twilight’s main heroin on the list, and moreover making her a number 1. But how can you be a fan of this?

At the same time I have nothing against Dunkin, the best place ever, and they should open one in Minneapolis already! Target’s gingerbread house is just not enough!

Alright maybe this is an old one, but this? You gotta be kidding me! The girl can’t act!

The title for the above picture is – You found Kristen Stewart, now can you find her hair?

Anyways, I hope you didn’t take this too seriously, neither did I! The peanut butter chocolate chip cookies are all done, tomorrow we are going back into the FASHION ZONE!

xo,

Zhenya

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Twilight: Team Zhenya!


Team Edward, team Jacob, ah, screw this! Flannel should also be worn by lumberjacks, and lumberjacks alone. Or normal people, at a lumberjack party! The engagement ring was more of a fashion statement, and I am glad mine isn’t like this!

Now after having drunk a few glasses of sparkling wine, and watching Twilight I found myself in the streets of a small Russian town, walking home from a REAL girls night! I have walked home late at night before, living in NYC, I could walk all the way from subway on 79th and Broadway to 82nd and Central Park West! Hell I walked all the way to the subway from meat packing district, where girls get raped, killed or sold into slavery! No wonder they have their night clubs there. What was that one called? Amnesia? They still send me email updates :) Anyways, I came up with a perfect idea (note: all my ideas are perfect after having some you know what!) – if anyone is harassing you in the street, put on your Edward face, don’t blink, and tell the person who is after you that you want his blood. Man, I really wanted to try this gig out on someone tonight, but everyone seemed to be going their own way, and nobody was out there to get me! But if I learned anything after watching Twilight, this was it!

Happy weekend everyone!

PS. This weekend’s coming up posts: A church wedding and DIY Vera Bradley like tote bag! Stay tuned!

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