Points!

Sooooo I’ve been avoiding presidential elections in Russia (even though I could’ve gone and voted last Friday), we are going to ignore the subject altogether, but I respect your opinion no matter what!

Here are a few discoveries I’ve made about  myself lately:

  • I am a workaholic, surprise, surprise 🙂
  • I don’t like Ellen (yes, the one that’s Degeneres), I did like her wife’s wedding dress though 🙂
  • I am really sad they are cancelling The Nate Berkus Show, he was the only guy out there who knew what he was talking about – yes, people, THRIFT!
  • Black is becoming one of my favorite colors, now that I have to wear it 3 times a week, so if you see me wearing all black, know that I am not going to a funeral!
  • One of these days I am going to move back to NYC and there will be no more style to bring anywhere, because no one wants Minneapolis style in NYC!
  • I love driving around NOT in my car!
  • I am Russian, because I made great “pelmeni” from scratch for the first time last night!
  • When I wake up in the middle of the night, I speak broken English (a few months ago I spoke Russian, the US is taking over my brain!)
  • I am getting my Marc Jacobs watch in a few days, and oh I am going to post about it all over the place!
  • Cosmo magazine has no idea what it’s talking about most of the time. If you have any further questions on this issue – ask my husband!

Now if you are all wondering where is this coming from? Well, maybe Chelsea Handler has always been my hero and I am going to follow in her footsteps some day, meaning adopt a midget and start my own TV show!

Happy Monday everyone,

xo,

Z

 

All I needed to know about dressing up for Halloween, I learned from Niki Minaj

It’s that time of the year again, when every conversation begins with – What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Well, I don’t know that yet, but here is what I know:

1. How to wear a wig:

2. How to draw attention to certain parts of my body:

3. How to wear fake eye lashes:

4. How to make priceless facial expressions:

5. And how to make an entrance:

Happy Costume Brainstorming!

Xo

Z

PS. The story behind this post is this: Yesterday Sam and I were at the grocery store, and I saw Niki Minaj on the cover of Cosmopolitan. Except for I didn’t know who she was, and my husband did! I know! So there, my ignorance is fixed! But you know what they say – Ignorance is bliss, and I think they are right!